{1/19/11 ~ 19/365 2011} My Dog Day Afternoon

I was demonically possessed today, somewhat. It must have been my evil twin. Or maybe the full moon. I gallantly rolled in a heap of poop, (coyote dung - the most pungent smelling kind of poop) smearing it on my face, neck, ears, and back. It felt great, I found the odor so attractive. But, then... I got sacked - forbidden to enter home, plastic bags (yes, they're good for something) got thrown over my head to cover the doo doo on my chin, ears, chest and neck. I did not make my mom happy. She put me in the car and forbid me to remove the bags off my head with my paws. I was so demoralized. When the car stopped, I found myself at the beach! I swam off most of the poop. And, after the beach, mom dragged me into Pet Express for a thorough washing, and bought me a new raspberry color collar and lead. I'm not so proud of myself, cuz while I thought I was being funny and cute, mom wasn't amused.